February 5th 2008
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body,
fitness
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Do you ever feel like eating even though you're not hungry. Like, it might help the fact that the baby is crying, the nanny isn't working out, the bills aren't going to get paid again, and the male species seems to be pitted against you. And maybe a big spoonful ...
January 12th 2008
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body,
fitness
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Last night, a friend (obviously a very good friend) dropped off a ziploc full of brownies for me and Joy. So for dessert, I gave Joy a piece. And then I very conservatively ate just one piece (because I am trying to be healthy, you know). But then I blacked ...
January 2nd 2008
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body,
fitness
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It finally came to me today that unless I paint myself into a corner, I may never actually get my rear in gear and lose the new-and-improved 30+ pounds I've put on with this baby. Plus I got a little extra motivation from a hysterical Seattle writer, on her mom-fitness ...
December 9th 2007
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body,
boobs,
family
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Our family celebrated Hanukkah together this weekend. And I should really write about something deep and meaningful. Like the meeting of religions that occurs in our family when we say the Hebrew prayer and light the menorah, which sits beside our Christmas tree.But all I really want to talk about ...
December 5th 2007
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body
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How you know it might be time to lose the baby weight: Your best friend's 3-year-old daughter says, "Do you have ANOTHER baby in your tummy!?" and rubs your stomach.
November 20th 2007
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body
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Feel free to adopt these mantras as your own. They [almost always] work for me:1. I have the whole rest of my life to lose weight, there's no point in spending my already-scarce time and energy on it now2. I have the whole rest of my life to make money, ...
November 19th 2007
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body
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I occasionally allow myself the guilty treat of reading the highly educational periodical, Us magazine. OK, maybe slightly more than occasionally. In any case. This issue's cover article is, "Trista's Diet Vow: Thin By New Year!" The intro says, "Three months after the birth of her son, Trista Sutter has ...
November 13th 2007
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body,
hapless,
moms
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I think it goes without saying that I'm not cool. But it becomes painfully obvious to me as I'm standing outside of Joy's school, waiting for the release of the first graders.The cool moms are well-dressed with matching socks. They're friendly. They're on a first-name basis with everyone on the ...
November 6th 2007
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body
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my underwear before getting pregnantand my underwear after having the baby.i'm just saying. life looks a little less bright when you have to tri-fold your underpants.
October 28th 2007
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body
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You know you probably have mom boobs if you have to reach into your bra periodically to adjust your nipples, so that they're both pointing in the same direction.
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